🦁 LNS TRAIN TRACKER 5000 — BY KD 🦁

King Dimmer doesn’t do push-ups — he does earth-downs. • When King Dimmer enters a room, lag exits first. • King Dimmer counted to infinity. Twice. • King Dimmer’s calendar has 8 days — the extra is “Victoryday.” • VIP trains don’t arrive; they wait for King Dimmer. • Shock and Max alternate — unless King Dimmer blinks. • The lions don’t roar for King Dimmer — the map does.

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